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I can’t help myself!

Margar3t is my friend from blogster.com has a small penis and she shared it with me. She found it milling around blogster.com begging to be deleted(it is so small it looks like it already had been
) because they do not allow pornography. I really do not consider that image pornography but more disturbing and pathetic, aren’t most little bitty dicks? Somehow I missed the small penis avatar but then again after seeing it in the flesh(she sent it to me) who wouldn’t, or at least would not want to miss it?
Margar3t, being the kind person she is, and not used to dealing with degenerate perverts like this dude, mused that maybe it really wasn’t that small, maybe it was just a poorly taken picture. Now Margar3t, I know you want to think the best of everyone but what guy would post a picture of a dick that looks smaller than cocktail weenie? She is so sweet isn’t she? No, honey, that dick is that tiny. It was and is in fact the kind of dick that first makes you chuckle then run the other way. It was the kind of penis that reminds you that god does in fact have a sense of humor. That dong is the one that made you ask, “Is it in yet?” Seriously that itsy bitsy chap stick dick could be a prototype for the next wave of tampons as they are designed so you cannot feel them! It is exactly the type of weenie that makes you wonder where the toothpicks are! Hell I do nto even know why we call it a penis, it is more like a man clit.
You know what though? That freaky little perv-o got exactly what he wanted. Everyone looked at his minuscules dick and everyone commented on it. While we might not think what was said was flattering you had best believe he was waning it with sweaty hands as he read each word! He knows his dick is wee and he wants everyone to see his nubbin. He can only dream of a group of girls to making fun of it and the blogster fulfilled the little freaks fantasy! He wants to shock and disgust you. He wants to get himself off with a his thumb and one finger while he reads your comments. They are like crack for him.
Every single day I get calls from guys just like him. Small penis humiliation calls are my top earning calls and all they want to talk about is how he , she, it and they laugh at him, make fun of him, humiliate him and prove to him over an over again that he is in fact less than a man. They believe that all women want to see their sad, shriveled, little mushrooms for no other reason than the hilarity of it.
Well they have got that right. We think exactly that of dirty little freak perverts with little dicks. They are less than men and prove it everyday when they have to beg for attention by posting their wee little winkies on a blogsite full of unsuspecting victims of a visual assault, you just cannot un-think something so sad and pathetic or they are calling women like me and paying them to pay attention to them becasue pay to play is the only option they have , but guess what? They do not want you to pretend you like them, they want you to attack them for daring to assault womankind with their minuscule little man muscle and demand they not reproduce and populate the world with their tainted gene pool. Even then they are only getting sheer contempt, no need for a veil, and it is exactly what they want. Nothing, I mean nothing turns them on more!
So the next time one of these little freaks with a tic-tac dick comes around. Send him to me or someone like me for phonesex. Don’t give him his jollies for free, make him pay for it!

We drove most of the day on Thursday until well into the night. Beka made me ride in the back of the van because she had another person with her, another Mistress. I had no idea where we were going or how long it would be until we got where we were going to but nothing really mattered my life was devastated. I lived for Johnny and now he was gone and I was alone in the back of a van. It was not a mini van it and I was not on the bare floor or anything. It was a fully set up conversion van, you know the kind that have a table and captains chairs that swivel? Yeah a pretty nice luxury van it is but still I am alone. She even had a little built in fridge and let me tell you I paid the price until she finally stopped at a rest area. I had to pee so bad!
When she did she came to the back of the van and told me to left my skirt and stand up. She pulled out the plug quickly, it hurt and I almost dropped to my knees. Shoving it into my hands she told me to wahs it and that I was lucky she did not make me make myself available to whatever horny trucker wanted to use me.
She exited the van and left the side door open, I slipped on my white sandals and I carefully crept out into the rest area. All I was wearing was a white shift she had given me much like a sundress though very short and it laced up the front and while being a bit loose it still managed to hug every curve letting anyone who cared to look know I was nude underneath.
I hurried to the rest room past several truck drivers who found the sight quite to their liking apparently because they watched as I went. If that was not enough my asshole felt as if it was getting a draft. It felt like it was gaping open, then again with a toy that sized rammed up in there it probably was. I did my business and cleaned my plug and hurried back tot the van , butt plug in hand as there was no where to hide it. My face was red and I did not know which the truckers were staring at the big butt plug in my hands, my virtually naked body, my gaping asshole through the sheer white fabric or my nipples that seemed to be getting and bigger and harder the wetter my pussy got from the sheer humiliation.
When I finally returned to the van after what seemed like a hundred mile walk of shame, Beka and company were in the back of the van on the couch like seat and had the two captains chairs turned so they had more room. Beka was in the middle and the other girl at the end and Beka told me to come over and lay down. The other girl turned her body so one foot was on the floor and the other draped across the back of the van so her bare pussy was spread wide before my face. Beka told me to “Eat Sheila’s pussy.” I did not figure myself to be in a position to object so I did. Then I felt a strap on my ass on and was told I could do better than that so I took my hands and spread her lips apart and started sucking vigorously on her clit and I felt Beka’s fingers slide easily into my open ass. I could feel the latex of her glove as she moved her fingers around telling me we had just a bit further to go. The van door remained open, the site cut from view but the sounds escaping.
She pulled my hair fiercely back disengaging me from Sheila’s pussy and showed me the next one, another red plug and I had no idea how it would fit. It was slightly bigger than a coke can around. When Shelia saw it she started laughing and cumming at the same time as she had been playing with her pussy when my face was pulled away. Sheila told Beka “It would take some time before I was a good lesbians’ whore.”
To which beak responded, “Well you are about ready to show her how it is done”
Beka had taken what looked like one of those large white plastic cutting boards and put it on the seat and on it was the butt plug. Sheila got up from under me and Becka took a hand full of lube and dripped it off her fingers into my ass then with the rest, she lubed up the plug and told me to sit on it. I started crying and begging, ” no”before I ever even began to sit as she positioned me above it with my hands on either arm rest. With the gloved hand she had used to test the resilience of my ass she rubbed more lube inside and outside my mouth. The from the seat of the other chair got a gag with a medium sized cock dildo instead of a ball. “This is gonna hurt” she said as she began strapping it on my face.
Sheila sat back down on the sofa like seat and crossed her legs to enjoy the show. I held myself up by my arms and Shelia kicked my legs apart from where she was sitting. Still though I was able to keep my ass poised just above the plug, she adjusted the cutting board a bit , “it will slide right in” she mocked my tears and began licking my clit.
It felt so fucking good! Her tongue was deft and wanted more of it and with out my saying a word she went after my clit with fervor. My arms began to fail me and I sunk down on the big red dildo but when I started to scream into the black cock filling my mouth all Beka did was laugh at my muffled sobs. I could not take it all it was ripping me apart! I used what little strength I had to pull myself off it a bit. The pain was searing but not ripping that was better at least but my horny pussy always defied me. My clit was aching and my arms were shaking as I sunk lower on the plug.
The sheer pain was astounding but I was determined I would not take it all the way, as if I could make that choice, and defiantly held my self up as I closed my eyes and began to cum in Sheila’s mouth.
I felt cold dry hands on my shoulders as I began to explode and the firmly forced me down on the plug taking it all the way. I screamed and do not know if it was in pleasure or pain or perhaps in sheer humiliation when my will was broken.
I cried into my gag as Beka Slid her finger under my butt and disengaged the suction cup on the plug to the cutting board. She then put the pillows on the Sofa like seats and took my hands and moved me to it, laid me down and covered me with a soft blanket and told me to rest. I lay there and sobbed until I slipped into unremembered dreams.

So I found this site called Sleep sins and have to say it is a niche fetish I certainly can get my head around because I have been there and done that.
Basically Sleep Sins is about getting some while the girl is sleeping and I have done that a few times, or should I say had that done to me. Most of the times I was way drunk and of those times there are a few that until this day I have no idea who they were and while it might be a bit of a creepy feeling it is defiantly a super hot feeling as well.
Sticking my fingers in all my holes to try to determine which had been used is always a strange form of hide and seek. One time I knew I had done this and could not figure out which hole the prize went in and for the life of me, no matter how much probing I did I could not find the cum.
Finally when I went to take a shower I found it in my hairline. I must have gotten one hell of a facial and I got off in the shower filling in all the blanks.
Seriously check it out. If you follow this sleep sex link you can go to a hot little movie clip.
So I found this site called Sleep sins and have to say it is a niche fetish I certainly can get my head around because I have been there and done that.
Basically Sleep Sins is about getting some while the girl is sleeping and I have done that a few times, or should I say had that done to me. Most of the times I was way drunk and of those times there are a few that until this day I have no idea who they were and while it might be a bit of a creepy feeling it is defiantly a super hot feeling as well.
Sticking my fingers in all my holes to try to determine which had been used is always a strange form of hide and seek. One time I knew I had done this and could not figure out which hole the prize went in and for the life of me, no matter how much probing I did I could not find the cum.
Finally when I went to take a shower I found it in my hairline. I must have gotten one hell of a facial and I got off in the shower filling in all the blanks.
Seriously check it out. If you follow this sleep sex link you can go to a hot little movie clip.
So I found this site called Sleep sins and have to say it is a niche fetish I certainly can get my head around because I have been there and done that.
Basically Sleep Sins is about getting some while the girl is sleeping and I have done that a few times, or should I say had that done to me. Most of the times I was way drunk and of those times there are a few that until this day I have no idea who they were and while it might be a bit of a creepy feeling it is defiantly a super hot feeling as well.
Sticking my fingers in all my holes to try to determine which had been used is always a strange form of hide and seek. One time I knew I had done this and could not figure out which hole the prize went in and for the life of me, no matter how much probing I did I could not find the cum.
Finally when I went to take a shower I found it in my hairline. I must have gotten one hell of a facial and I got off in the shower filling in all the blanks.
Seriously check it out. If you follow this sleep sex link you can go to a hot little movie clip.HERE!

The simple explanation for why you should use condoms:

The sizzling sex industry of Japan, particularly the makers sex dolls has expanded their business to dentistry.
Apparently the Japanese government hired a sex doll manufacturer to collaborate on the dental model project to make the dental mannequin more life-like and because of the help of the sex industry they believe they have achieved that goal!
Bridging the gap between dentistry and pornography! Way to go Japan!

When I was in college in Georgia not to be confused with my time at Kent State in Ohio, I had a roommate named Aradhel. Aradhel was the closest experience I eve had to actually being a practicing lesbian as opposed to various experiences with couples here and there or various encounters I was directed to do by my dominant boyfriend(s) at the time. I often refer to her as my NQLL or my not quite lesbian lover. We were the perfect couple except for the fact that we never had sex.
She and I lived together and quite naturally fell into the role of husband and wife. I cooked, cleaned, went to college and took care of her child. I was quite young with long,long hair and a smoking body where as she was older, in her early thirties with a full time job and a boyish do that looked quite nice on her.
One day when I came home she was raving about some left over macaroni and cheese i had made for myself and her son about a week prior. I am quite a fantastic cook and she was constantly raving about the impressive meals I had prepared for her when she arrived home from work. what she was not aware of or did not have time to care about was that the meals I made for myself and her son were much simpler and often just leftovers for me and fun kid food for him.
So as she sat there raving about how much better I made blue box mac and cheese taste through a full mouth she wondered aloud, "what are these green spices you added to it?"
I stared at her in disbelief and shock, "Um, Aradhel. I did not add anything at all to that.
"Oh my god!" she exclaimed as she headed to to the trash can! "That was mold!"

So many dominant men call me because I advertise submissive phonesex and why wouldn’t I? I am submissive though there is a stipulation, you must be dominant. I do not submit to just anyone. A penis does not make you dominant. A penis makes you a man and I have gotten calls from many men who call simply because I am such a hardcore, open minded slut that they want to learn to be just as debauched from the best. Should I really be calling a man on his knees in a puddle of cum, “Sir” as he runs his greedy tongue through the gooey mess? I think not. That is where I should be!I have done all kinds of phone sex and found that i am not a very good actress. Since i am a 24/7 slave in my real life my brand of submissive phonesex is the best and never boring. I absolutely hate getting calls from men who just want to hear me moan. that is so boring! I want to get fucking nasty! I want to be the sleazy obedient slut of your dreams! I want to hear every detail of the sick things you want to do to me, leave nothing out. Use me! Likewise, I want to tell you all my perverted, sticky and down right nasty things I am gonna do and have done to you to keep you cuming back for more. No taboos.
I guess it is like the theory of gateway drugs, you try one of the less powerful ones and you have to try more, harder and faster to experience that high over again. The same applies to me. I might start out tame but that is only because I do not want to scare you away. I know will just get raunchier and raunchier the deeper down the dark, twisty, rabbit hole, if you care to follow. I don’t call it submissive phonesex for no reason! I do exactly what you want to do, no matter what!
Do you wonder what you do during a call? The only rule is: Your imagination is the limit to your experience. Submissive phonesex is called that for a reason. Whatever deviant scene you desire, we can go there! If I haven’t done it, I will try it. If I have done it, I’ll do it again and again just to make sure I really loved it!
If you are seeking real submissive phonesex Look no further. I am your one stop submission super shop!

A love song for serial killers. A love song from Polkadot Cadaver:
I defiantly think it is fit for fucking and a great theme for some of my nastier phone sex calls!
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