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A Love Song for Serial Killers

A love song for serial killers.  A love song from Polkadot Cadaver:

I defiantly think it is fit for fucking and a great theme for some of my nastier phone sex calls!

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The Biggest and Best Tits on Niteflirt

Not often do I but sometimes I get really mad at my fellow phone hos and today is a fine example of that.

You see on niteflirt where I advertise to get my calls we have a front page there was this chick claiming to have the biggest tits on niteflirt. I saw her tits and had to stop and say humm. Let me tell you the biggest tits I have ever seen belong to my very good friend Ava.

When you think of huge, enormous out of this world tits you think Coin Operated Toy! Just look!

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When I was about 18 I had a Dom who was at first single and then part of a couple and the woman, his ex-wife that he went back to during out relationship, was a very large voluptuous woman named Debbie. At first I was all scared to be with her, humiliated that he chose her over me(in spite of the fact that they kept me until I moved) and then I was horrified because here she was this incredibly large woman in comparison to me. Defiantly a big beautiful woman but I was so convinced then that beauty meant scrawny that I failed to look very hard at people who did not fit that mold until after a night of partying with Mike and he told me I would be joining he and Debbie.

Debbie was cruel and harsh in her punishment and dominated both Mike and I while they both dominated me. He wielded two belts while I ate her pussy and he fucked my ass, one around my neck and the other to tan my hide. She never raised her voice but directed him in a cruel whisper to punish me or pull the belt taut because I was not eating her pussy right.

Once she came in my face and his huge cock exploded in my ass she would then hold me captive in her huge breasts and I was free to lick and kiss to my desire and their were many a night I dell asleep using her breasts as pillows. I have to say she was one of the most beautiful women I have ever been with.

Now though when I think back of those nights of suffocation in those soft tits my idea of Coin Operated Toy often replaces Debbie as the person using me.

I think Coin Operated Toy is one of the sexiest women alive and I challenge you to prove to me she does not have the biggest boobies on niteflirt!

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Hot Sex Music: KKK BITCH a Dedication to Little Whip

Now I have to say when it comes to black people my friend whip and I have a great chasm between us.  When I did my big “rebellion” or should I say when I began it because I am not sure If I am done with it quite yet, I chose to rebel by embracing the very thing my step-father hated. He was almost a racist and certainly a bigot. I think my parents biggest fear for a few of my teen years was that they would have a bunch of mixed grand-kids.

As I have said before I have had more partners than I can count and say quarter of them were black and I cannot count them either. Sometime during those years, I found, as a whole what I was searching for was not be found in the black community because in spite of all the “fronting” I found that black men were only “dominant”  with an audience and became pussy cats in bed.

This is not true for all black men, not the older successful ones, but certainly the majority of younger ones.  I think there is some correlation with true dominance and success but also black culture, seems to me matriarchal. I have found far more dominant black women than men, in fact most of them.

I have to say though whip, you are totally missing out because the myth is NOT a myth Black men do have bigger dinglelings!

(I would bow at Ice-T’s feet and do anything he told me too!)

Abraham Lincoln on Sex

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.  ~Abraham Lincoln

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Anonymous sex quotes are always great.  If they are anonymous can I claim them?

no woman truly knows what she is, until she has worn a collar.

Pear of Anguish and it's Uses

I am totally into torture devices throughout history both history in the making and back to primitive times. While I have used many modern day torture devices many of the ancient ones still hold my fascination, like the Pear of Anguish.

The pear had gotten some main stream coverage instead of being hidden in dark corners of museums and BDSM communities. It was, in the not so recent past, on the popular Fox television show bones. Bones features a highly gifted archaeologist paired up with FBI agent, Booth, to solve particularly dismal homicides with their shared skills. The Pear of Anguish got mix review in the show because of the fact it was used as the murder weapon by insertion in the mouth while other in the show eluded to is more pleasurable uses.

It was originally used to torture and often kill people guilty of sexual crimes such as adultery, incest but was also used in cases heresy and blasphemy.

The Pear of Anguish was inserted into one of the three available holes or two were it used on men. The vagina, anus or mouth. Frankly when I think about what hole some would stuck it into me, it is always my ass. Once inserted, over a period of time be it a day or as long as the torture decided, I cannot imagine more than a week. The screw would be turned to slowly spread that orifice apart, often times until death.

Of course the modern usage is nowhere near was extreme and brings much pleasure to the masochist receiving it!

I have used spreader devices in my holes before but this one holds special allure. I can just imagine what the cold cast iron would feel like……………….

Cry for the Camera's, Tori, Cry Bitch!

I thought I would take a moment to share with you my absolute favorite porn site.  I was introduced to it by a caller from London back in my salad days of phone sex working for a company instead of niteflirt. I promise you when I went to check it out, I was not expecting much but instead found myself captivated.

Basically these guys take amature, wanna be and seasoned porn stars into their studios as if they are going in for a garden variety shoot, pay them a lot of money and proceed to verbally rip apart their self esteem until they cry while doing all manner of nasty shit to them like in this rising cum catcher, Tori Lane.

Not only does she get her pussy fucked hard by a couple of porn hands but they do it until she screams and cries. You want to see how down right rough this scene gets?  Check out her nasty ass trailer here at  Meat Holes.Com

It doesn’t stop there though, it  gets even kinkier! Even if you are not into  dacryphilia (crying fetish) you might just think it is fucking amazing when they suction her cunt until it swells up like a fucking life preserver! It looked painful but alas she was already in tears!Want to watch more of this fuck pig’s  raunchy movie? You can at Meat Holes.Com right now!

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Tatooist Vicious Vixen Masturbates Herself into Oblivion

I really have a thing for tattooed ladies and Vicious Vixen is no exception but she takes it one step further, she is a tattooist. Talented and hot.

This video on EroticBPM is even hotter than her last one, you really need to check it out, hell I did not even think that was possible!

You can watch her masturbate herself into oblivion and for that extra boost you can call me for some phone sex and we can make this an in stereo experience!

I Will Pay You To Mutilate My Pussy Lips

I have been reading about Sharia law and this female mutilation that has so many people up in arms yet what I am reading is hardly he horror I have heard it made out to be by us European types who have little or no familiarity with their culture or customs or for that matter exactly what female mutilation is.

It is that last part that gets me, most of these people have no idea even what it is and fight for it to be abolished in countries they do not live in. Unlike a lot of people I have done the research and do know a lot about it because these meddlers who have caused much of the global community to hate us because we try to police the world touched my life directly. You see I live in Georgia and in 2004 a bill was signed into law banning female mutilation in the state of Georgia which you, know is fine by me if a state would like to ban that if it is the expressed wish of the people which it was here however worded into this bill was the ban of female genital piercing practiced by many American woman for beautification as well as sexual enhancement, strangely that is exactly what a couple of the types of female mutilation are done for!

As a result we got exactly what we wanted a ban on female genital mutilation as practiced in many tribal communities but we also had our right as consenting adults to alter our own bodies taken away. Mind you a man can still get a nail hammered through his dick but a women better not get her hood pierced.

The worst part is some moron who actually somehow wormed his way into a government position worthy of voting actually said this:

TBO News reports:

Amendment sponsor Rep. Bill Heath, R-Bremen, was slack-jawed when told after the vote that some adults seek the piercings. “What? I’ve never seen such a thing,” Heath said. “I, uh, I wouldn’t approve of anyone doing it. I don’t think that’s an appropriate thing to be doing.” The ban applies only to women, not men.

What kind of fuck-tard is this? Should I ask daddy gubment to get my clit pierced? As if his personal approval for my hood piercing is needed??  How the fuck can he have voted on something he did not even know existed?  Who has never heard of this, I mean if your life is that sheltered should you be voting on anything?

ANYWAY!

This leads to the four types of female circumcision, female genital mutilation or female genital cutting, pick the term you prefer.  I refer to call it circumcision.  The first time and I think the most common is the removal of the clitoral hood or the piece of skin above the clit which can cause some women not to have orgasms or make the very hard to reach.  This type of circumcision is generally done as a kind of right of passage and on young woman, in fact most all of them are done on young women not infants has we falsely believe, not to mention it is done by choice again most of them are

The you have they type where the clitoris is removed which is done to deter masturbation and keep you from being evil as the tribes that practice this believe, now do not go confusing any form of female circumcision with any accepted religious practice because you would be leading yourself astray as no major religions support this practice as part of their religion, including Islam, this is a purely cultural and tribal practice.

The third kind seems to be the most alarming to us westerners which is Infibulation which while is a different procedure than female circumcision falls under the same umbrella as female mutilation.  It represents 10% of female mutilation and is sometimes done with clitoral removal right before puberty to ensure virginity at the time of marriage and is a visual guarantee to the husband that he has married a virgin something that used to be important to Christians but hell I doubt you could find many virgins in the united states past puberty!  They basically remove all external skin from the vagina and then tie the legs closed so that the vagina sealed shut leaving only a very small hole.  You know what though?  The parents want this to happen, the live in another country, why is it our business.  Like abortion if we were not trying to make it illegal perhaps many of the dangers associated with it would be gone and it could be practiced in the open in a clean environment.  Remarkably 90% of these women still claim to gain sexual pleasure from sex and I do not even know if 90% of American females could claim the same.

The fourth kind is easy, anything that does not fall under the first three which includes piercing which is where I get involved in this issue.  You see in 2004 I was going to get a chastity piercing.  Six to eight rings up and down my labia acting much like an Infibulation.  To my horror I was not allowed and was even willing to have it done under the table.  The piercer was still willing to do it because in spite of the law feminists, piercers and those practicing alternative lifestyles united in protest.  I did go ahead with it and Johnny enjoyed a worry free stay in Iraq.  You gotta keep your skanks on a leash guys :p  I could still masturbate though and a well placed submissive dude works out nicely!

Likewise I thought it was very pretty as do the ladies who practice the other forms listed above.  Why should consenting adults be denied this and why should we who practice a similar “barbaric” practice, male circumcision have any right to complain.  Male circumcision is equally as useless and is now medically proven to be a cosmetic procedure and not medically necessary. I mean do you really think it is less painful to be done at birth than as an adult, come on now!

You know look below, at the article preceding this one, what do you think those people in those tribal cultures think of us subjecting our teenagers to that kind of orthodontic torture for one to five years purely for cosmetic and cultural conformity? Isn’t it the same thing?  What about breast enlargement?  Same thing maybe? 

I just do not understand why we cannot mind our own business and why our government cannot allow me to mind my own pussy