Late Night Anal Exploration
I was on my last glass of rum and diet coke and imagined back to that day when they held my nostrils tight and made me swallow down what ever they were drinking to keep me nice and intoxicated and pliable.
Tatooist Vicious Vixen Masturbates Herself into Oblivion
This video on EroticBPM is even hotter than her last one, you really need to check it out, hell I did not even think that was possible!
In Honor of National Fruit and Vegetable month
Give me a call and I will give you the best phone head you have ever had not to mention will be perfectly willing to grab a dill out of the fridge and show you how it is done!
May is National Masturbation Month
Yes, May is/was National Masturbation month. Damn it! I deserve a fucking award. I certainly did my part. dontcha think?
I took a grand total of three days off in May and even on my worst days at least five people got off! Woot for me!


