Bondage to Blow Jobs
I talked to Dom A today and I am, now, per his request full of toys. My ass and my pussy are both nice and plugged as I sit here and type to you. I very much playing with Dom A but know I am a disappointment to him because of my fascination-aversion to bondage. [...]
Top Ten Worst Things to Hear During a Phone Sex Call
10. “Oh Shit I’ve gotta go” Made worse when talking an obviously middle aged man who adds “My moms just got home”
Cry for the Camera’s, Tori, Cry Bitch!
It doesn’t stop there though, it gets even kinkier! Even if you are not into dacryphilia (crying fetish) you might just think it is fucking amazing when they suction her cunt until it swells up like a fucking life preserver!
The Escape Blow Job
My friend called me today, a blow job aficionado, and we like to do some talking in general about blow jobs before we really get down to the nitty gritty and I give him a phone blow so good it is almost like I am there kneeling between his legs begging for his load.
Dirty Mind Dirty Dreams
That is what I like about my calls, especially those with Master A. I can go places that normally I would be to embarrassed to go. It is very scary to share ones deep dark secrets here in the indelible writing of the Internet. On the phone I can let go and be free to be me.
I Am Pornography
Needless to say not only can these not be done in the man’s reality but their wife would probably freak out if she knew which begs to reason if she did know would she have the imagination, desire or interest to be able to provide him with an even a satisfactory role play?
Phone Sex Call Mad Lib: Just Keep Spinning
Key
1. Derogatory name for a woman
2. Another term for “have sex”
3. Plural derogatory term for woman
4. Derogatory term for “having sex”
In Honor of National Fruit and Vegetable month
Give me a call and I will give you the best phone head you have ever had not to mention will be perfectly willing to grab a dill out of the fridge and show you how it is done!
May is National Masturbation Month
Yes, May is/was National Masturbation month. Damn it! I deserve a fucking award. I certainly did my part. dontcha think?
I took a grand total of three days off in May and even on my worst days at least five people got off! Woot for me!
YES! The Retarded Guy Ate My Pussy
When I was 18,19; somewhere in there, during my maiden voyage to Ohio, where I quite suddenly and unexpectedly found myself single, I was befriended by my upstairs neighbor. Four families shared this house that was divided into apartments,