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I thought I would take a moment to share with you my absolute favorite porn site. I was introduced to it by a caller from London back in my salad days of phone sex working for a company instead of niteflirt. I promise you when I went to check it out, I was not expecting much but instead found myself captivated. Basically these guys take amature, wanna be and seasoned porn stars into their studios as if they are going in for a garden variety shoot, pay them a lot of money and proceed to verbally rip apart their self esteem until they cry while doing all manner of nasty shit to them like in this rising cum catcher, Tori Lane. Not only does she get her pussy fucked hard by a couple of porn hands but they do it until she screams and cries. You want to see how down right rough this scene gets? Check out her nasty ass trailer here at Meat Holes.Com It doesn’t stop there though, it gets even kinkier! Even if you are not into dacryphilia (crying fetish) you might just think it is fucking amazing when they suction her cunt until it swells up like a fucking life preserver! It looked painful but alas she was already in tears!Want to watch more of this fuck pig’s raunchy movie? You can at Meat Holes.Com right now!
This subject seems to pop up quite often and while I may be a “Miss Know It All” on many other subjects I certainly think this is one where I am the resident expert. I have taken well over 10,000 phone sex calls and interact with my customers with my voice, video, pictures and cam. I am customizable audio pornography if not visual as well but because of my unique situation I also am given the opportunity to get to know the men who call me. My married callers can be split into three different categories and the first being the smallest percentage and the other two are about equal. 1. Married men who are acting out situations they are no longer getting at home. The first groups is the only one any wife should have any worry about because these are men who are actively seeking something the wife no longer gives some times it is something as small as showing interest in what ever it is she is doing with him sexually or worse she quit giving head after they got married or worst the sex has stopped completely. Mind you this is the the smallest percentage of my callers but the most worrisome because they are seeking something they were getting and no longer are for whatever reason that they desire to have back.. Now you ladies can scoff all you like but I know scores of women who did everything before they got married to get that hook in from sucking dick to anal and then once the trolling was over and the big fish caught they cut it all off. Which is really unfair and a big misrepresentation of who you are other than a manipulative bitch. Mind you, this doesn’t always happen and is not always the reason BUT most of the time this is the exact scenario for this type of married guy. Shame on you! The second type has fantasies he knows his mate will not approve of like perhaps he decided he likes to wear women’s clothes knowing his woman loves manly men, he likes some anal action and she has already said “no way”, he discovered some latent homosexuality and wants to explore it but knows she would not be into it at all if not threatened by it. There are so many different fetishes he could have found a liking for knowing his wife will not approve or think less of him because of so he chooses to call me and talk about it and or act it out instead of revealing his secret, facing her derision or worse she wants to pour money into marriage counseling when all he ever had to do was call me, all I am is audio/visual masturbation. I believe I am not only the easy way out but the smart way out. Speaking of masturbation, for loiuseThel , the motivation for this article I will respond to this comment: “ I think the problem is that many times it turns into an activity for one… “ The third type is the man whose fantasies cannot be acted out with in the realms of legality, good health or reality. Examples of this would be(some may cross over into more than one category) : Legality: Cannibalism, castration Good health: Bug Catching(getting an STD including but not limited to HIV) Gift Giving (the same in reverse) Crucifixion Reality: Aliens, Robots, Celestial or Demonic beings, Cryogenics Needless to say not only can these not be done in the man’s reality but their wife would probably freak out if she knew which begs to reason if she did know would she have the imagination, desire or interest to be able to provide him with an even a satisfactory role play? Keeping these three types of married men who call in mind; know they choose me for more mundane reasons like the fact I will not give them an STD(even if in fantasy they want one), I will not call them or ask if they love me, I cannot get pregnant and there is no possibility for them to leave you for me, In fact what they all have in common is they want their marriage to work and they all pay me to go away. You can find even moer interesting articles by me, Hollywould HERE
Key Caller: What’s your name 1 . Me: Holly Caller: How long have you been a 1 Holly? Me: Since puberty. Caller: So you have been a 1 for a long time. Me: Yes, I cannot help it i just love to 2 . Caller: Isn’t that what all dumb ___3 ____ like to do, Isn’t it all they are good at? Me: Yes Sir Caller: I am gonna break you. I am gonna do it if it takes all night. You better get that smirk out of your voice right now. Slap yourself in the face. *I comply* Caller: Harder *I comply* Caller: Harder Caller:You like that don’tcha 1 . Me: Yes sir. Caller: Now spin Me:What?? Caller:*voice raised with a nasty edge* Stand the fuck up and spin. Me: Like spin in a circle? Caller: Yes you stupid 4 1 ! Me:Yes sir *spinning but confused* Caller:Oh yeah! I am gonna break you! *gleeful* Me:Yes sir Caller:Shut the 2 up. Don’t speak unless spoken to 1 . * I am silent* Caller:I am gonna break you if it takes all night! Do you understand 1 . Me: Yes sir. *singing* just keep spinning in my head to the tune of Dori in, Finding Nemo, “Just keep swimming” * Caller: Now stop * I am silent* Caller: How do you feel? Me: dizzy *duh* Caller: Smack yourself in the face 1 . *Smacking moaning* Caller: Does that feel good do you like it, 1 . Harder! *louder* Caller: Stop! Spin! *just keep spinning,just keep spinning,just keep spinning” Caller: Spin faster! *just keep spinning,just keep spinning,just keep spinning” Caller: Answer me! Me: Yes sir! *whimpers*I feel like I am gonna fall………. Hears heavy breathing and a masculine moan cut off by the phone disconnecting. LOL, all night sure was short! Now I am confused. Most all fetishes associated with BDSM I can get my head around even the stuff I am not into like sploshing which is basically throwing food on some one: pie in face, throwing food at someone or even forcing someone to wear food for an extended period of time or even sleep in it. That is all about humiliation and even discipline say Master throws food at his sub when she cooks it wrong. With the exception of the latter I am not into it, but spinning? Watching someone spin while you wank it? This I do not get. I have heard some theories like it is the thrill form the power they have in making her do it. Okay, sensible but this guy could have me do anything, anything at all and he picks spinning? Something not even remotly sexual? Remember… ANYTHING. I don’t get it. What happened to this guy when he was a kid that such thing gets him off. Wait, I don’t know if I want to know!
So I am a dumb cunt. I sent out a pay to view picture for my callers in honor of National Masturbation month and what I meant to say was in honor of National Fruit and Vegetable month, hence the masturbation with a pickle pic! Now I am correcting my flighty ways and sending out another picture at the cut rate price of only $2.00 for your enjoyment.  In Honor of National Fruit and Vegtable Month Give me a call and I will give you the best phone head you have ever had not to mention will be perfectly willing to grab a dill out of the fridge and show you how it is done! Lets do phone sex right!
Yes, May is/was National Masturbation month. Damn it! I deserve a fucking award. I certainly did my part. dontcha think? I took a grand total of three days off in May and even on my worst days at least five people got off! Woot for me! June is National Fruit and Vegetable Month. I think I will put the cucumber in the spotlight with my submissive callers and my dominant callers can do the same for me! I will keep them stocked up. Somehow I do not think my intentions are exactly what the UDSA had in mind but can you really think of a better way of honoring such a wonderful veggie! Heck, I know it is a little late but mi’ thinks I will plant some! Here is a little excerpt and picture from the Columbus Examiner about National masturbation month: Masturbation Month began in 1995 in San Francisco as a response to the forced resignation of then U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders. After a speech at the United Nations World AIDS Day in 1994, an audience member asked Elders about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity. She answered,“I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.”
Hurry! There is still time to do your part! I would be more than glad to help! Call me!
Let’s clear up the mystery of my poll, Which is More Disgusting . Now I will give you the much needed back ground. Let’s start with the retard part. YES! I did it! Well more correctly had it done but you do need a little back ground. When I was 18,19; somewhere in there, during my maiden voyage to Ohio, where I quite suddenly and unexpectedly found myself single, I was befriended by my upstairs neighbor. Four families shared this house that was divided into apartments, Upon finding myself single and quite devastated I was befriended by my upstairs neighbor who soon became my lover/mentor and inspiration to both get my G.E.D and go to college. She and I were so inseparable we had the door unlocked that divided our apartments. Every weekend, Friday and Saturday she and i went out partying and if neither of us brought home a guy, which was rare, we had one another but after we were done I was very insistent on sleeping at my own place; a streak of independence that annoyed her but she had no choice but to accept. Kara was much older than me, like I said I was still a late teen she was 42, the mother of two sons and one daughter(all older than me) and the legal guardian of her older brother, Edward. In the time I knew them I only heard Edward talk one time, from across the room when Kara was giving him his allowance and it was reminiscent of the chittering of a chipmunk. A few months into our friendship/relationship Edward started using the dividing door in the mornings after we partied, finding me passed out on my sofa, my chosen place to sleep, he would rub my feet. I adored it as i have a reversed foot fetish, I love my feet rubbed and spoiled, love it. There was no way I was looking a gift horse in the mouth. I always woke when he began, though he never knew that, but rarely stayed awake long. This went one every single weekend, both Friday and Saturday and eventually he began rubbing my calves too. A few more weeks, my thighs. A few more weeks, well come on, what is left? This soon became him giving me oral sex and went on for as long as I lived there, well over a year and a half. Edward would do his thing until he knew I orgasmed then quit. He never ever tried to go further and simply left when I was “physically” done. I say physically because i never made a peep or gave any indication I was awake. I just lay back and enjoyed. Some would say he took advantage of me…….but alas! Was he retarded? I have no idea. I know his sister was his guardian and she never said. I know that he did not speak other then to her and then only very rarely. I could not tell what his face looked like because he was hirsute, covered from head to toe in thick, black body hair almost to his eyes. I could not tell by looking. I do know he bought his own food, lived alone unassited and was the “walking around guy”. He spent his days walking around the town I lived in, doing whatever it was he did. You know that guy, every town has one, you see everywhere, walking? The “walking around guy”. Yeah, him. I thought we had a wonderful relationship in spite of the fact I have no idea what he did for gratification, if anything. Here though is why I made the poll! So I have this caller, who I referred to in another article, Monsters on My Telephone . Not limited to the poll choice: Being a participant at a gang bang with only two girls and many men, no condom usage and no special preparations made keeping in mind anal sex seems to be the unwritten focus. Then, at the end, one girl giving another anal oral sex? He also wanted to strangle me, beat me, kill me, poison me, make me do stuff to and in front of my family, blackmail me, cut me, burn me and much, much more. Mind most of the stuff I hear pretty regular and some I would do though anything with family is strictly off limits and, well, death obviously(though I do not mind being a corpse for calls). On top of all of this the guy was very instant upon me giving my actual address, phone number, social security card number and address. For the sake of fantasy Igavehim fake ones as will be done in my line of work because it is FANTASY. He was enraged and told me about it. He was insistent upon meeting so we could do the romeo and Juliette! I thought he would give up but a year later he still had not, until now. As a client he was maddening and I barely controlled my disdain, if I did at all. Every single call he asked me what the grossest thing I ever have done was and per his pattern I gave him a different scenario every time. Not because it is not true but because depending on the things you are into, it can change. What is “more disgusting” is completely subjective. This time, it seems I hit on the one! I told him about Edward. He was repulsed. He even called one of my two best-est friends, Katie and told her how sick I am. OMG (I referred him to her). I was so pissed after he told me how disgusting I was that I flipped out on him. I was like ,”after all the crazy shit you have said to me, wanted do with me and role-played with me YOU are calling me gross, for that? That, that took place between two consenting adults? WTF . You are fucking sick.” Maybe, Maybe, I finally drove him away. His money is not worth it and his fantasies are anything but enticing. PUKE.
Eating cum out of assholes and sex with retarded guys. Take my poll and learn what a true perv I really am or you are!
My friend called me today, a blow job aficionado, and we like to do some talking in general about blow jobs before we really get down to the nitty gritty and I give him a phone blow so good it is almost like I am there kneeling between his legs begging for his load. We were talking about how easy it is for me to get opportunities to blow men and the frequency of which I suck dick, which is very frequent. I told him how I keep my numbers so high is to go pick guys up at bars. I love being taken home, to the car or a hotel for some hot fun and even if it is “just a blow” I still come out of it with as much satisfaction as if I had been fucked, a trait he thinks is just remarkable but we touched on a subject that I had really never explored or said aloud before. I have a real aversion to taking guys home. My home is my space and I do not really like having my sexual antics exploited on my home turf. If I were to bring every single guy home that I have sex with their would be constant training up out side the door and whole my life is steeped in sex, a girl needs to rest. So when I meet a guy like Rodger at the bar, who has been feeding me over priced bar drinks all night in hopes of scoring and I find out he has no where he can take me, this is a problem. A lot of girls would leave poor Rodger high and dry but I prefer a more decent approach. I think it is cruel to leave a worthy man hanging. Instead of making bogus plans I do not intend to keep, I step my flirtation up a notch and start playing more aggressively with his thigh, then dick until he is so worked up he will say “yes” to anything. Once there he will not think twice about a visit to a stall in the men’s room. Mind you this is not my sure fire method to a gang bang but quite similar ,the only difference is we got to a stall. Once I swallow the hot load the Rodgers of the world will drift away happily, feeling like they got a “big win” when actually it was me who won because they never invaded my refuge. I guess you could call it a win all around!  1-800-TO-FLIRT 05-01-201
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Well lemme tell you about sneezing. I went on my own in the audio text industry so that I would be the one to collect the money not a company paying me a pittance of what they were making per minute. Which is why I am with www.niteflirt.com now because they give me a platform from which to run my own business. Sure it sounds easy to a lot of people I bet but I dare you to try it! There is so much involved with it. A lot of work. The difference is though when you contact a nite flirt girl, she is giving you service/niche/fetish she feels  Read more Sneezing at blogster.com be good at what you like. All of my listings reflect my interests there mmmhollywoulds home page at nite flirt will show you all of my interests and I enjoy all of them.
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