A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password.

Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:

P…E…N…I…S

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

I read this joke on blogster.com on  Joerff’s blog and could not help but to re-post it here!  It so reminded me of you guys who were a few inches short of having a real cock!  I could so see this happening to any of you!

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I suppose my very first post should be to introduce myself. Y name is holly and I am a sexually submissive phone sex operator.

Though I say up there that I am submissive that doesn’t mean I do not like to play around with being dominant. I have found that I really enjoy humiliating men with small dicks, those who like to be humiliated and know their cocks are small. Come on guys, you know how it is; I do not know how long I though six inches was really eight. Some of you do have a skewed idea of what a big dick is and figure if you can lie to yourself you can lie to me. I swear the next guy who tries that shit with me will get the surprise of a life time when I burst out into gales of uncontrollable laughter.

Just tell the truth boys, maybe she likes little wieners?

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Now I suppose I need to address my dominate side. There was a time in my life where I was adamantly against “switches” and I have got to say that in spite of it all and the fact that my beliefs on that subject have changed, I still do not believe in switches, however, I do believe there is a pecking order. So do let me explain…

Not all men and women are created equal.

You have a man who has a small dick, has confessed he wants to worship me, loves to be spanked, wants to be walked on wants to suck cock, ect ect well these men have proven to me that they are less than men to me. I do not care if they are higher than I am on the economic food chain or even more intelligent, the fact that they have chosen to give up their god given right, manhood, to serve any one, especially a woman makes them a lesser person than me and a slave in my book.

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“After reading a the first few sentences of your blog, I am convinced that you are a gay man who hasn’t had any lovin’ for a long time. Don’t worry, there is more to life than porkin’ a hairy patookis and losing your dignity while gaining trunk butt.”

LMAO

Funny I deal with men like you all the time, or should I say less than a man. You are quite obviously one of the men who does not accept the fact that he has a little cock and feel the need to read a blog and then make rude comments concerning that post because it is the only way you have found to compensate for a less than perfect tool, probably much less than perfect, say some where in the neighborhood of under five inches?

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I have begun a new series of recordings and writings for all my little cocked boys who want to enjoy being humiliated and laughed at for their dinky little dicks while actually doing something to elevate themselves to the status of real men.

This series is called The Small Cock Academy.  The instructional materials I provide after much research into the “tiny” problem are meant to be coupled with guided masturbation, exercise, relaxation, and devotion. 

There will also be a boot camp for those that are “hard cases” and need motivation on a deeper level.

You can gain access to the second step of the program by clicking here.  If you have decided to click you have already taken the first step admitting you have an abysmally microscopic excuse for a penis.

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Some of you may know and others may not know that I run the website Raunchy People. I am currently working on my find men section. It has proven to be a bigger undertaking than I had first thought.

On this note I do have a friend at my “Tame” blog site, http://mmmhollywould.blogster.com/ , who has also found it to be to tame for his liking. So I wanted to send you all over to have a look keeping in mind you will see a lot of penises!

Did you know? I have a recent little cock humiliation mail you can partake of? Just click the button below. For you little dicked boys who want to know what a “real cock” looks like just check out pirates site http://www.thepirateinthecity.com which is also over there in my blog roll, and you can see what a real one looks like. Further cementing in your mind why women do not want to sleep with you!

Teeny Weenie Part 1

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