As a Sisters-lovin’ Baudelaire-quotin’ blood-drinker from way back, I get goosebumps seeing Zoe kickin’ it old school with a black velvet coat, black hair and ultra-sexy pewter ankh-rosary. The goosebumps quickly give way to other sensations, however, when Zoe strips off her velvet and deliciously displays what her mama (and the tattoo artists) gave her, as she does in this delectable Forrest Black & Amelia G Gothic Sluts set.

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Matching April’s candy cane and raising her Saint Nicki and a pervy lesbo elf are Michelle Aston and Aiden Starr. Who better than Aiden, then, to frolic as a green lipped corseted elf to Michelle Aston’s stiletto-heeled Santa? The answer is none, none more better. In these shots (also by Amelia G & Forrest Black), things go from playful to PLAYFUL if you know what I mean, and if two dirty girls are having fun then it’s these two. You are never going to see two hotter women getting it on in holiday costumes, I guarantee it. After some luscious shots detailing these two beauties’ very special attributes, they get delightfully busy, and strategic portions of both Santa’s and elf-girl’s wardrobe go bye-bye along with my holiday gloom, and probably yours too if you’ve got any taste in the ladies.

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I remember the first time I saw a photograph of April Flores on the cover of a coffee table book and she just took my breath away. I believe the book was by Carlos Batts who shoots for Blue Blood’s GothicSluts as well. I’m going to have to look for it in my cluttered bookshelves. This winter wonderland holiday series is shot by Amelia G and Forrest Black and there is such vibrancy of personality in these pictures. This busty beauty with her Coca-Cola can red hair and the candy cane dress and the actual candy cane she sucks seductively and then puts to good use . . . getting to see this set is the best holiday gift I could imagine. Wow, just wow.

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In this RubberDollies, shot by Forrest Black and Amelia G, Lydia Lashes‘ personality just jumps out of the screen. She looks like so much fun with her cute poses, warm smile, pierced tongue, lickably flawless pussy, and perfect tight latex-encased body.

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Stephy Slaughter is almost painfully beautiful in this BarelyEvil freight elevator set, shot by Amelia G and Forrest Black. Her unicorn jacket is adorable, but she just looks fierce. This is one freight elevator with some damn sexy cargo.

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This Russ Meyer tribute, featuring busty Xanthia and Nikki 666 wrestling in the shadow of the Capitol Records building in Hollywood is just plain inspired. GothicSluts delivers the catfight deliciousness here.

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Sexy vixen Julie Simone knows what she is doing behind the camera too. In this GothicSluts update, she captures a dominant yet sensual Samantha Grace. Samantha Grace’s raven locks have just enough bed head that I want to pull her hair.

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It is tempting to make jokes about Lauren WK keeping jugs of Blue Blood in her RubberDollies refrigerator, but the main thing which comes to my mind is what incredible bedroom eyes Lauren has. From her delicate ink to her languorously sensual lean into the cool air, Lauren is one erotic blonde.

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This BarelyEvil update suggests that, if Satan had cheerleaders, they would have adorable smiles like sexy Nina Sin. From her tight busty body to her extensive tattoos to the gold piercings in all her naughty bits, Nina Sin is certainly who I would pick to lead my cheers, if I were the devil.

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Jax is so punk and sexy already with her tattoos and her piercings and her split tongue and her red mohawk. It just makes it that much cooler that she can throw the bird with a toy inside her too, as evidenced by this BarelyEvil update.

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