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Top Ten Worst Things to Hear During a Phone Sex Call

admin — Tue, 28 Sep 2010 21:23:55 +0000

Honorable Mention: Any reference to “milk bags” or “bags”

10. “Oh Shit I’ve gotta go” Made worse when talking an obviously middle aged man who adds “My moms just got home”

9.”Any conversation that includes the word , “Crusty.”

8. Any sentence including the words, puke or vomit.

7.”I’m gonna make it hurt, bitch . Take all four inches!”

6. “Man Mustard”

5.“Does it smell really bad?”

4.Anything sentence using the phrase “Brown Eye”

3.“May I worship your pooper”

2.”Can I have your home phone number??”

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If You Think this is Pornography, Well You’re just nuts!

admin — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 22:39:15 +0000

Wow! I guess you just have to have balls to let this be aired on television lol!

Freaky Fetish Friday: Sapiosexuality! A Tribute

admin — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 03:57:14 +0000

I wrote an article a while back called Give Me Some Sapiosexuality! Which is a made up word for a person with a sexual fetish for very intelligent people.

I certainly suffer, if you want to call it that, from a mad desire for the highly intelligent and since it is my Freaky Fetish Friday article, I thought I would give you tribute to the fetish of the week!

Enjoy!

Oh The Poor Misguided Sperm

admin — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 02:31:21 +0000

The Best Birth Control

Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!

admin — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 07:12:11 +0000

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to
eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
‘Kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks
down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back
to his table.

His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind
Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t never seed nobody do it

CharlieAdams Blogster.com

Damn the Slutty Pillows

admin — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 04:52:03 +0000

Whats up with these damn pillows stealing our fricken men? I mean look at her all fluffy and innocent in her white dress. I seriously have to wonder what kind of tricks she does for him in bed and doesn’t it get crusty in there? What happens when it is nothing but crust? Divorce? Trade up for a new model?

Here is some food for thought, especially for republicans. I know you all bitch and rant about who marries who as if it is your business what two adults do in their private lives and then you go on to ask what is next if fags get to marry? Have more than one spouse? Will people be marrying animals? Inanimate objects? Yet you say this is a bad thing?

Now I want you to think about this for a minute. This cushiony young lady will drastically reduced his medical costs. He will not need maternatly leave because he can bring the throw pillows along with him, your taxes will not have to pay for the mandatory two days in the hospital for giving birth, no day care expenses, no food stamps, no domestic violence calls, Hell, no breeding. I mean worst case scenario the other guy in the article who married his virtual girl, you might have to pay for a couple a virus scans. What more could you ask for and a special bonus neither will ever commit a crime! Well I guess pillow man could use her to suffocate those who disparge his choice of mates but then would she really be guilty? That would be like me throwing Rut on top of Joez and killing him, would rut be guilty if I used him for a shot put?

I just don’t think you guys have really thought this through.

You know if you want to call me for some world class phone sex while you fuck your pillow, I am game!

A Tribute to the Interwebs: Guys Jacking Off

admin — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 22:33:17 +0000

‘The Perfect Password’

admin — Fri, 20 Aug 2010 17:51:09 +0000

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password.

Something he will use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed:

P…E…N…I…S

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***

I read this joke on blogster.com on Joerff’s blog and could not help but to re-post it here! It so reminded me of you guys who were a few inches short of having a real cock! I could so see this happening to any of you!

Question…. Does the penis you work with deserve a raise…or should it be fired?..lol

admin — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 04:57:49 +0000

The penis, request a pay raise due to following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I work weekends & holidays.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in dark areas that sometimes has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to disease.

Dear penis, Your request has been denied for the following reasons:
1. You don’t work 8 hours straight.
2. You work in short spurts & fall asleep after each brief work period.
3. You don’t stay in your designated area, & are frequently found in other locations.
4. You don’t take initiative & must be stimulated to start working.

5. You have tested positive for VIAGRA on atleast one occasion…
6. You leave your work place messy at the end of your shift.
7. You are unable to work overtime or double shifts.
8. You sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task.
9. You have constantly been seen entering & exiting the work place with 2 nutty looking suspects.

See more jokes and funnies by

energizebunny @ blogster.com

Caution: Speed Hump

admin — Mon, 11 May 2009 18:31:40 +0000

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