Damn the Slutty Pillows
Whats up with these damn pillows stealing our fricken men? I mean look at her all fluffy and innocent in her white dress. I seriously have to wonder what kind of tricks she does for him in bed and doesn’t it get crusty in there? What happens when it is nothing but crust? Divorce? Trade up for a new model?
Here is some food for thought, especially for republicans. I know you all bitch and rant about who marries who as if it is your business what two adults do in their private lives and then you go on to ask what is next if fags get to marry? Have more than one spouse? Will people be marrying animals? Inanimate objects? Yet you say this is a bad thing?
Now I want you to think about this for a minute. This cushiony young lady will drastically reduced his medical costs. He will not need maternatly leave because he can bring the throw pillows along with him, your taxes will not have to pay for the mandatory two days in the hospital for giving birth, no day care expenses, no food stamps, no domestic violence calls, Hell, no breeding. I mean worst case scenario the other guy in the article who married his virtual girl, you might have to pay for a couple a virus scans. What more could you ask for and a special bonus neither will ever commit a crime! Well I guess pillow man could use her to suffocate those who disparge his choice of mates but then would she really be guilty? That would be like me throwing Rut on top of Joez and killing him, would rut be guilty if I used him for a shot put?
I just don’t think you guys have really thought this through.
You know if you want to call me for some world class phone sex while you fuck your pillow, I am game!
