May is National Masturbation Month
Yes, May is/was National Masturbation month. Damn it! I deserve a fucking award. I certainly did my part. dontcha think?
I took a grand total of three days off in May and even on my worst days at least five people got off! Woot for me!
June is National Fruit and Vegetable Month. I think I will put the cucumber in the spotlight with my submissive callers and my dominant callers can do the same for me! I will keep them stocked up. Somehow I do not think my intentions are exactly what the UDSA had in mind but can you really think of a better way of honoring such a wonderful veggie!
Heck, I know it is a little late but mi’ thinks I will plant some!
Here is a little excerpt and picture from the Columbus Examiner about National masturbation month:
Masturbation Month began in 1995 in San Francisco as a response to the forced resignation of then U.S. Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders. After a speech at the United Nations World AIDS Day in 1994, an audience member asked Elders about masturbation’s potential for discouraging early sexual activity. She answered,“I think it is something that is part of human sexuality and a part of something that perhaps should be taught.”
Hurry! There is still time to do your part! I would be more than glad to help! Call me!
